There’s a guy, he drives his pick up truck into a gas station. (Are you gonna interrupt me?) Guy drives his pick-up truck into a gas station and the back of it is full of penguins. And the guy in the gas station asks him: “Where you gonna take all these penguins?” And the guy says: "I don’t know!" and the gas station guy… (points at audience) Are you listening? And the gas, the gash (stutters) the gas station guy says: "I’m gonna take them to the zoo!" No! The gas station guy says: "I think you should take them to the zoo." A week later he comes back and he still got penguins in the back of his pick-up truck wearing little hats and dark sunglasses. And the guy says: "I thought I told you to take them to the zoo!" And the guy says: "I did, but that was such a good idea, I’m taking them to the beach today." [10:00+]
EDIT: i truly hope this goes viral.